Campervan & 4WD Rental Melbourne from $29 Per Day! If Bob can’t get you the best deal on campervan, motorhome or 4WD rental in Melbourne…he’ll sell his souvenir spoon collection!

Melbourne is a magnificent city. There’s a reason it’s been voted ‘World’s Most Liveable City’ for like 76 times in a row – because it’s a kickass town! With graffiti-covered streets around Richmond, Collingwood & Fitzroy (as well as a killer live music scene!) and an abundance of good food, Melbourne is a MUST-SEE city in Australia.

And just down the road – ok about an hour and a half – is the Great Ocean Road! This part of the country is ol’ Bob’s favourite – the iconic surf break of Bells Beach being his absolute idea of heaven. In 1979 Bob won the Bells Classic Surf Competition with a series of lethal overhead chiko rolls and dog-bone laybacks, unbelievable manoeuvres that no-one in Australia had ever seen before.

Of course, these are common now in the surf world, but back then Bob’s mix of Texas-Rodeo infused power surfing was a sight to behold. Anyway – the moral of the story (according to ol’ Bob) is: Melbourne and the Great Ocean Road absolutely wipe the f#$%in’ floor with wanker-town Sydney…

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Bob’s Dirty Melbourne Secret…

Ol’ Bob spent a lot of time in Melbourne back in the 80’s as roadie for seminal Australian goth-tech band ‘Mind Kill’.

He regards this time in his life as the “golden years, when it was customary to keep an extra pair of socks in your Levi’s”. But the scene in Melbourne back then was vastly different to today’s ‘Portland, Oregon’ vibe. Melbourne’s inner-city suburbs were home to some of Australia’s most unsavoury folk. Bob’s talking about the Melbourne mafia here – and infamous hitmen like Chopper Read.

One night at the Tote, ol’ Bob was taking a piss when a large dark figure stepped up to the urinal trough. Bob looked around to acknowledge his new urinal partner (in the 1980’s it was customary to urinate while conversing with strangers). Much to Bob’s surprise, this gentleman was the notorious ‘Chopper Read’, grinning from non-ear to non-ear as he whipped out his magic wand. Bob was equal parts terrified as he was in awe and the experience shook him so much, his crotch socks dropped straight on out of his Levi’s and into the urinal trough below!

Ol’ Chopper looked over at Bob and burst out in a manic laughter – the kind of laughter that would move houses. Bob was so red-faced and embarrassed he legged it outta that toilet quicker than a bull in an abbatoir. Later on, Chopper and Bob ran into each other at Abra-kebab-ra and laughed so hard they had tabouli drippin’ out their ears! They remained close friends for years to come…